My real name is Jahi, it means Gods chosen one. I'm bullshitting, it actually means "black bean" in Swahili. I know you probably thought the etymology was something cool like, "proud warrior" or "cocksmith." Haha, jokes on me. Born and raised in the Chocolate Shitty, presently the Caramel City, due to gentrification. I'm a formally trained artist(painter) and chef, with useless degrees in both. Yes, I have the ability to outcooked your mama and your grandma, I just choose not too, but if challenged I would thoroughly embarrass both. I'm an enigma, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in bullshit. Procrastination is my lover, I've been trying to leave the Bitch for years, just haven't got around to it-- she's a really manipulative muthafucka. People say I'm a jack of all trades, yet a master of none. FUCK whoever coined that adage, masters are anomolies and for the most part pricks-- I aim only to be the latter.
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